bad show

“House is the best TV show ever!”
“No beating Desperate House Wives”
“Desperate House Wives eh?”
“Yeah that’s what I said.”
“kheks”
“You got something in your mind?”
“Oh not really…am just wondering…”
“What??”
“That’s a lot of estrogen”
“What???”
“You know…estrogen….chick hormone…theres must be a lot of that in your system”
“Huh?”
“One has to be at least half a chick to like that show”
“So I’m a chick??”
“lets just say you are very much in touch with your ‘feminine side’”

HAHAHA lets take a picture of this. HAHAHAHA …you guys crack us up! Lets have another round. Cheers!

“Whats wrong with the show?”
"Nothing is very well made”
“Then what are you babbling on about?”
“You wouldn’t get it”
“No, no, do tell me….Mr Sooo Masculine, enlighten me.”
“Kheks. Chill…I just don’t like the show and I wanted to put one over you. Let it go.”
“No, tell me, what makes you such a MAN?”

Hey guys, guys, cut it out! What the hell are you doing?? Lets just enjoy the drink!

“How about we walk out of here and I smash your head? Would you get it then?”
“You smash my head?? OOO! I'm soo scared!”
“That’s right. I smash yours. You are the bigger one, I get it. But I probably had more practice.”
[stands up and walks out]
“Yeah walkout dumb ass. What else can you do?"

What the hell guys! Shut up already! Go get him.

“okay…I’m shutting up.”
“Yeah! Shhhhh!”
“Did you just shush me??”
“Shhhh”
“YOU DIDN’T FUCKIN SHUSH ME. DID YOU?? CAUSE IF YOU DID THAT THAT’D B BAD! REAL BAD”
“I wasn’t talking to you”
“I DON’T FUCKN CARE WHO YOU WERE TALKING TO YOU. YOU CAN NOT FUCKN SHUSH ME! IF SOMEBODY CAN SHUSH ME THAT SOMEBODY AINT FUCKN YOU! YOU GET IT? DO YOU GET IT ASSHOLE?”

THE HELL WITH YOU GUYS! SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?? YOU GO AT IT LIKE THIS…I’M GOING THROUH A DEVORCE…I’M STILL SMILING…AND I DON’T SHOW YOU ANY OF IT…ANY OF WHAT I’M GOING THROUGH….

YOU PUT ON A SHOW LIKE THAT…OVER SILLY SILLY THINGS…YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT REAL PROBLEMS ARE LIKE??? YOU ARE THE ONLY FRIENDS I’VE GOT …WHY CANT YOU JUST GET ALONG??

Life is starting to feel like a badly made TV show. Only trouble is…the shit in it is a bit too real and you cant switch channels if you don’t like the way they play out.