Sunday, March 18, 2007

Amakey Bebohar Korun

reject says:
may b....upload korar cheshta korbo
reject says:
and send u a link
reject says:
hehe
reject says:
use of office resources
tanim says:
if they catch you.. take a cyanide tablet
reject says:
hmm....good idea
reject says:

reject says:
hey...if u wanted to kill yourself....which way would u go?
tanim says:
hmmm... never thot of that one
tanim says:
i'd like to go quietly while sleeping or sometihng
tanim says:
not a fan of pain, or a bang
tanim says:

tanim says:
so, chemicals i suppose
tanim says:
maybe a ganja overdose
tanim says:
hehhe
reject says:
ganja overdose will b hard to pull
reject says:
can go wrong
reject says:
u may wake up in a hospital
tanim says:
hehe.. i know.. its insane
tanim says:
but whats your point?
tanim says:

reject says:
well...there has to be one?
tanim says:
nah.. kidding
reject says:
naah...just think abt it...if u really wanna go....u need to do it right. right? would b rather embarassing if u woke up the next day with all sorts of ppl around u
tanim says:
oh.. accha.. .send the videos to my gmail account...
tanim says:
go hide in those garbage things, which says "Amakey Bebohar Korun" (Use Me)
tanim says:
cause for all its life, you have ignored it.... so let it be your final kind gesture to that which only existed for our benefit and we ignored it
tanim says:
happily
tanim says:
i;m sure the smelll wil kill ya sooner or later

9 comments:

Kazi Rubaiat Imam said...

shabash! once again.. i really have to watch wat i say to u!!

Weatherman said...

aw come on dude! Its good to save the good stuff. =D

Nowal said...

yes, i concur wholeheartedly.

(hehe)

Z said...

LOL ... that reminds me of a friend of mine. GK sumon. once he took about twenty sleeping pills. He went to the leaving room, behave nice to all of his family members as only he knew thats the last time he'll be seeing them. He woke up pretty early in the next moning. He said he never felt fresh like that in his life!!! some guys can never have what they what

Weatherman said...

One of mine tried to hang himself and then the rope snapped of something. Even if it was something else it sounds funnier that way. So it was a good laugh. I guess people dont wanna go in a way that makes people laugh. People should try ways like watching hindi serials for 10 hours straight...or more. Even if they survive physically, they'd surely be brain dead. Or better still, sti down with a Shibram Shomogro and laugh yourself to death. That'd be a good way to go.

Sleeping pills are kinda girlie and theres no telling they'd work. Guess thats why people go with guns and blades. Dude, u r killing yourself! Why do you care?

btw...which is the right way to make a cut? Side ways right? Doc?

Nowal said...

go straight for the jugular if you want to cut, it's big and on the skin's surface.

you want fast, use some more force and go JUST a bit deeper into the sternocleidomastoid muscle and cut into your carotid. oh yea - instant death.

a slice on the wrist is def. salvageable, so not too full-proof.

however, this is a stat they use. More women might suffer from depression but it's more MEN that actually commit suicide. It's because women go for the sissy methods (cuts, pills) while men use the sure-fire ones (guns).

That being said, I seriously pity everyone who has ever come to that stage. It's an easy way out, not islamic and def. not respectable.

I don't know how I would like to die (inshAllah it'll be YEARS from now, have a long hayat) but def. not by drowning. A fear of mine.

Weatherman said...

I knew it! She thinks I'm thinking about it. Well...dont think anybody here has a good enough reason for it. Well...not yet at least. Except for ZB may be. He is getting too old and cant find a wify. I aint doing it till I go c a certain doctor in Ktown and steal all her medical books. :p Besides, I cant afford a gun right now. :p:p

PS: Which one is the jagular? :$ And btw...Hemingway did it. He did all sorts of things b4 it. Dont think he went for the easy way out.

Z said...

Now why would anyone care about Islamic way or respects when they desire to take a shortcut!!!

My suggestion is to find another one who’s going through same stage. Sneak into new market at 2am with your favorite melee weapon (I would suggest tack hammer). Walk away from each other for 10 min then start. The rule is to use stalth and sneak attacks. Of course there is a fifty percent change that you’ll be the misfortunate one that survives but will def. have a different life style I guaranty.

BTW, if I don’t find a wife within next six month, should I do you a favor? … eh weatherman?

Nowal said...

haha Z, and that is how a suicide becomes a homicide - lesson for today.

jugular is the vein you see at the base of your neck, slightly off to the sides of your central airway and esophagus, about 4 cm away or so.
I actually don't know what hemingway did.
and btw, feel free to steal my books. at least, i'll have an excuse to give to my profs.